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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10548) - you deserved it (89015)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:04am - misc - by probably_the_ex_now (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

#1 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:18am by imajinethat

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this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

#10 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:24am by dan81892

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