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Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9053) - you deserved it (33542)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by noballs - United States (Kentucky)

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