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Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40188) - you deserved it (4988)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

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They couldn't go in the bathroom or anything? Maybe you should have left her outside...

#13 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:45pm by FPsLife

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Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

#14 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:48pm by knd_34

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