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Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML


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On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

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my phone does that too. and first.

#1 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:19am by OH_NOT_AGAIN

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happend to me once too. and i called them and waited for 2 hours. then i had to talk to this stupid indian dude. who knew nothing about computers. he was like " is you modem on?" i was like wtf do you think. then i got board and hung up. 10 min later it magically worked.

#2 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:23am by glassisass

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