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Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41993) - you deserved it (6045)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

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Next time charge your phone?

#74 - On 05/13/2015 at 2:43pm by alex_gen

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so plug your phone in next time. (assuming it was your cell)

#10 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:53am by bco12

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