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Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36508) - you deserved it (5263)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

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so plug your phone in next time. (assuming it was your cell)

#10 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:53am by bco12

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Didn't your phone beep to signal your battery was low?
Either way, like what #10 said, you should have plugged it in.

#11 - On 08/16/2009 at 7:03am by barlessprison

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