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Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37335) - you deserved it (2252)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by Tiff676 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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wow thats nasty
fyl :S

#1 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:21am by Mur1017

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Man, that must snot have been fun...

#19 - On 08/16/2009 at 1:08pm by DrAwesome

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