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Today, it was my first day at a new school. I pulled into the parking lot and saw this really cute guy. I was checking him out in my rear view mirror. When I looked ahead, there was something in the road, so I swirved real hard and took down an entire wooden fence. That something was a plastic bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6540) - you deserved it (33905)

On 08/13/2009 at 8:18am - misc - by Distracted (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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