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Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Punch that bitch in her whore mouth. No wait, thats how I got my restraining order......
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015