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Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37480) - you deserved it (2791)

On 08/12/2009 at 6:43pm - misc - by NoticeTheLackOfNumbers (woman) - United States (Florida)

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No good deed goes unpunished.

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:47pm by Alanna_Vicious

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Punch that bitch in her whore mouth. No wait, thats how I got my restraining order......

#4 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:49pm by danielrp34

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