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Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by CosmicJoke (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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selling Gps Ipod and new digital camera!! cheap

#5 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:10pm by asstonefire

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It sucks that your stuff was stolen, but I can't really blame her for laughing =P

#2 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:05pm by 0____o

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