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Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML

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On 08/08/2009 at 2:02pm - misc - by kittykat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Nice puppy you have

#2 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:59pm by ALittleBitCrazy

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Maybe she's telling you that you should use your room as a toilet so you don't have to be away from her? Just a thought.

#4 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:01pm by Conkers

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