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Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55031) - you deserved it (3089)

On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Punch the fucker and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:28pm by Arcterion

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Tell your mother?

#2 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:27pm by Pacmans_Homicide

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