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Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50930) - you deserved it (2419)

On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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