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Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual 'type'. I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said 'Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59410) - you deserved it (9432)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by aphre - United Kingdom (North Down)

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Looks like he's your type after all.

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:02pm by wafflemonger

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#1 hit that right on the head. Haha.

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:04pm by Shadic

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