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Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 8:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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...are you sure this is a high school and not a jail?

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:39am by losergirl

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As weird as it is I believe it. Some high schools in the states are closer to prisons these days.

#9 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:45am by Lonely_Lez

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