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Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (5700)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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