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Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 7:16pm - misc - by beckzx58 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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that is hilariously awesome

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:38am by This_Guy

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lol

#2 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:38am by Ebonite

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