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Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by lemonjuice (woman) - United States (Maine)

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That blows. Why didn't you leave? WHen I get a migraine, nothing helps except lying down in a quiet, dark room.

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am by Callyn

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since you were being kicked out anyway, you should have asked for "sucky sucky" and told her youd "love her long time"

#4 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:49am by tehhotness

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