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Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66153) - you deserved it (7652)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by lemonjuice (woman) - United States (Maine)

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