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Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)

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I sympathize. I'm a girl. I'm straight. However, I have the football-catching abilities of a sack of flour. Throwing is something I am even worse at. I feel bad for you because her scary father is probably going to get a whole lot scarier after this instance :(

#4 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am by mylifesucks_alot

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You must have scored some brownie points with that =)

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:47am by Soak

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