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Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML
You must have scored some brownie points with that =)
You should have made the "its good" sign with your arms, then did your best end zone dance
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