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Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58557) - you deserved it (2822)

On 08/06/2009 at 6:10am - misc - by slamo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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On a day when your brother is absent, you should go in his classes and pretend to be him while coming onto his male teachers. ;P

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:26am by Conkers

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ewww fyl

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:25am by rotf_coaster_9

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