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Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43903) - you deserved it (3086)

On 08/05/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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