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Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52953) - you deserved it (4248)

On 08/05/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Who the hell arranges a choir alphabetically? That just doesn't make sense at all...

#14 - On 08/05/2009 at 7:20pm by percussionchic

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Why do you keep showing up for that? Why do they keep him in the choir? It seems as though somebody could do something about it. If you're not willing to, then quit whining.

And really, why haven't you given him a pre-emptive punch in the nuts by now?

#4 - On 08/05/2009 at 7:10pm by aback

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