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Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13841) - you deserved it (49140)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.

#2 - On 02/14/2009 at 9:19pm by kyle

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I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....

#3 - On 02/14/2009 at 9:25pm by midnyte

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