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Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41110) - you deserved it (11782)

On 08/05/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Don't unlock your car until you can see it!!! That is common sense 101 my friend.

#9 - On 08/05/2009 at 6:58am by letitbe56

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Thank you for helping our fellow criminals do their jobs much more easily. You are indeed great help to the criminal law enforcement workers. We need more citizens like you.

#10 - On 08/05/2009 at 7:00am by Kiwi_Splash

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