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Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML
Don't unlock your car until you can see it!!! That is common sense 101 my friend.
Thank you for helping our fellow criminals do their jobs much more easily. You are indeed great help to the criminal law enforcement workers. We need more citizens like you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015