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Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32888) - you deserved it (8392)

On 08/05/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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