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Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66772) - you deserved it (2517)

On 08/04/2009 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

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