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Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83647) - you deserved it (3898)

On 08/04/2009 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

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get revenge... start calling him by his name and not grandfather.. if he says something say well your not my real grandfather anyway right

#7 - On 08/04/2009 at 2:16pm by hazeleyes_127

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I'm adopted too, I would have felt like shit if someone in my family said that to me. :( Sorry, you're grandfather is an ass.

#3 - On 08/04/2009 at 2:12pm by lovelymistake23

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