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Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, " I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36185) - you deserved it (23308)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:26am - misc - by Optimist - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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No wonder he broke up with you.

#2 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:03am by leandra12

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Never pre-program your love :]

#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:02am by mercyFML

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