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Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014