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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

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If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.

#2 - On 08/03/2009 at 5:02pm by XvxvX

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That's fucking illegal and sexual harrasment. He's trying to force you to go out with him in exchange for giving you a ticket. He's fucking sick and disgusting. Go to the police station and tell his superior. I would kick him in the balls and take off.

#3 - On 08/03/2009 at 5:03pm by Tarynkd

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