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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML
That's fucking illegal and sexual harrasment. He's trying to force you to go out with him in exchange for giving you a ticket. He's fucking sick and disgusting. Go to the police station and tell his superior. I would kick him in the balls and take off.
If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.