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Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
I hate those Miss -insert state- bitches...to them, anyone over 100 lbs is a fatass.
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Friday 7 March 2014