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Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37943) - you deserved it (3006)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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