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Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
If she was so worried about you getting fat, then she's gonna be in for a rude awakening after the baby pops out. Baby fat.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 28 January 2015