Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25889) - you totally deserved it (13807)
On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -
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that technically makes you gay
#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:38pm by shankzilla
I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men
Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?
#18 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:45pm by divineinstrument
actually, I assumed it was a woman at first but we don't know
#41 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:00pm by FFPianoDude
I assumed it was a man and it says his so I would think it's a man
#70 - On 08/01/2009 at 7:38pm by pretti_pink_chic
No, prettipinkchic; they were wondering if the parent was male/female.. not the doctor, who, as you pointed out, is obviously male ("his").
#71 - On 08/01/2009 at 7:41pm by ledandelion
I kissed a hand and I liked it,
than a baby got involved ;)
lololololol
I love lollie things
#100 - On 08/01/2009 at 9:56pm by PaulieeBooMN
I was moderating before and it had this FML except the last line said "I'm a dad." so yeah, OP is a man.
#113 - On 08/01/2009 at 11:21pm by Summerkid86
pretty your an idiot, he said his as in the doctor's hand, the doctor was a guy, we know that much but i really think the OP is a woman.
#119 - On 08/01/2009 at 11:47pm by Scotticus117
if you want to insult someone, at least use proper grammar. you're* an idiot.
#136 - On 08/02/2009 at 1:46am by mehwhateverr
Just to settle this, I moderated ths one on my iPhone and and the end it originally said and I'm a man.
I assume that the OP is female because i think A mother would calm her child by kissing her hand. Its more motherly..
#146 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:52am by RawkinChick
I like how the person above you answered the question and you STILL had to put you're lame ass, incorrect, opinion about the situation. Idiot. The OP wasn't trying to kiss the baby's hand, either. Reading comprehension can you PLEASE get you some?
If the doctor's hand IS NOT hairy and wrinkly. You know people in their 20s and 30s are doctors,right? my brother who is a doctor is 28,not old,not wrinkly and has no obvious body hair
#157 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:09am by bollywood_rocks
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second!
#2 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:38pm by CallMeTheHunter
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Stupid!
...I'm sorry, it's just a knee-jerk response to anyone shouting their number, especially as the number gets lower. But seriously, don't.
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callmehunter is a fucking queer bag
#28 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:51pm by kingofstuff
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suck my big hairy nuts beyatch
#32 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:52pm by CallMeTheHunter
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saying that just proves you're a gay fucktard
#33 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:54pm by kingofstuff
Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?
#4 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:39pm by meanie_monday
maybe her kid was a baby and was bald?? either that or the doctors hand was hairyyy. euww.
#54 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:26pm by HopelesxRomantic
Sometimes (not saying all the time, but sometimes) it is really hard to find good FMLs that live up to everyones standards. Most of the time good FMLs have one of two problems...
1)They don't start with Today or end with Fml (which would get taken down right after they get posted)
or
2) They have a lot of spelling mistakes (typos whatever) or grammatical errors (which face it we all know that at least 70% of the commenters would call the OP an idiot for making a spelling/grammatical mistake)
So it's either you get this or nothing.
I'm not saying that this is the case all of the time, I've seen a lot of good FMLs that never get posted for reasons unknown to me.
#127 - On 08/02/2009 at 12:46am by Bored_2_Death
It doesn't make you gay. It's kinda cute in a weird way lol.
#9 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:42pm by Princess_LC
lame FML, howd this get past the screening process? musta been a fluke
#10 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:42pm by deliverypenguin
Whoops. That's just an honest mistake though, I'm sure the doctor would understand.
#12 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:43pm by uptofortissimo
Thats kinda messed up....why didn't he tell you? Or move his hand to make you aware of what you were doing. Maybe the doctor liked it?
Yeah. Next thing you know, he'll need to take her temperature with a rectal thermometer.
#61 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:43pm by InspiredByGaGa
My guess is the doctor was enjoying it. I mean hey, what if the money isn't always worth it? Perhaps he thought this was just a really appreciative parent.
#27,
its not perverted at all to kiss your baby!!!! i mean yeah if its like making out but pecking her on the back of her head just makes the baby feel loved, and its not like the OP meant to kiss the doctor, thats why this is an FML
#34 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:55pm by purplepickle
Oh wow. its so annoying how people would make up ANYTHING to be able to click YDI. I once read one about a guy getting hot coffee in the face because his airbag went off, and some guy said YDI FOR USING AIRBAGS. >.> soooo dumb.
#85 - On 08/01/2009 at 8:32pm by fmylifelooser
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YDI for having a baby daughter.
#29 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:51pm by TheLoneWolf87
Reminds me of the time I was in labor. I had a bad contraction, grabbed for my husband's hand and squeezed HARD until it passed. Turns out I'd accidentally grabbed the nurse's boob instead. I'd MUCH rather have kissed the doctor's hand than felt up the nurse.
#30 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:52pm by ShriekingMonkey
how does a hand feel like a boob?! Fair enough you were in labour you weren't really thinking about the mechanics of it all BUT STILL.....a hand?...a boob?
how do you not know the difference between hair and a hand?
#35 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:56pm by scottvodka
he enjoyed it. or e would have told you to stop. i suggest you dont let him around your children anymore. ;)
#39 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:58pm by HopelesxRomantic
How could you have NOT seen that you were kissing his hand, or were you in a position that didn't allow you to see the back of her head.
I also think that you should get a new doctor. Just in case that one is gay...
Haha... This actually made me LOL.
I wonder what the doctor was thinking o.O
#45 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:08pm by NSZ
so are you being sued for sexual harasment? did you come into contact with a uncurable disease he was carrying from another patient? how is your life f'd
ugh. moderating staff.. seriously? come on. this wasnt funny at all. no one cares.
#50 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:20pm by xoxkarinexox
umm, doesn't a hand feel a bit different than a baby's head? and this isn't an fml..i think we might need lessons on moderating things on here
#53 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:24pm by dtubbz53
That is so very awkward. But the doctor didn't say anything? That's weird. And you didn't notice that there was a hand there? The back of babies heads and hands do not look alike.
Why didn't the doctor say anything? Wow, that must have been so embarrassing.
#58 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:38pm by InspiredByGaGa
YDI for being an idiot and not looking right infront of you to see a HAND! which im pretty sure looks nothing like the back of a head. youre dumb. and this FML is stupid.
wow seriously? i wonder why ur comment got buried? well lets see
1)cuz u have no respect
2)u were acting extremely rude
3)no one wanted to see ur dumb comment
4)u were wrong
5)in no way was the parent being a perv, they just have some eye issues
6)im sure he wasnt doing it on purpose
7)u were being sexist when u said 'if ur a female u deserve more than this0
8)the OP is a perv for kissing his daughter
but really, this is a bad fml, and we need to start moderating better ones
#130 - On 08/02/2009 at 12:54am by dtubbz53
Pediatricians generally don't put on latex gloves for a regular check up.. They just wash their hands in between patients.
this is kind of a crappy FML. come on, mods! this is an embarrassing situation, not "fuck-my-life" material. people do this all the time.
If you haven't noticed, FML is for funny, embarrassing situations, not depressing stories. Nobody wants to read "Today, I found out I have cancer. FML." In most FMLs, the OP's life is not actually fucked.
#117 - On 08/01/2009 at 11:36pm by anniebananie
i mod'ed this one and rejected it, and they must have redone it, cause on the one i mod'ed, at the end it said, "i'm a dad."
#84 - On 08/01/2009 at 8:27pm by PoeticPixie
I call bullshit. How do you not recognize that you're kissing the back on someones hand for "A Few Minutes?"
#89 - On 08/01/2009 at 8:45pm by SP63
ewwww wtf? why were you kissing your daughters head? creepppyyy
#93 - On 08/01/2009 at 9:22pm by lifeisgoood
It isn't creepy at all, it was honestly just to make her feel safe. It wasnt like he was making out with her.
#95 - On 08/01/2009 at 9:30pm by XxKate1294xX
I really hope you are either joking or have very slow internet.
#107 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:37pm by SP63
I kissed a hand and I liked it,
than a baby got involved ;)
lololololol
I love lollie things
#101 - On 08/01/2009 at 9:57pm by PaulieeBooMN
the dr. didn't say nethinh to u? u couldn't tell the difference? ur rite fyl
#105 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:04pm by justmyopinion
if the doctor was hot I probably would like make out with him and put the baby down xD jk but still I'm perverted a bit and watch porn slot so....yeah it wouldn't matter I guess if *I* did it with the doctor.
wow that sucks that he didn't tell you that you were :/ he probably liked it. especially if your a girl :/ but it's not really an fml, is it?
#116 - On 08/01/2009 at 11:34pm by XTheDesertSongX
im pretty sure the OP is a woman, not that a man can't kiss his daughter to comfort her but just saying, and didn't kissing a guy's hand use to be some kind of manerism or something, it's not really a fml, it was only his hand, and doctor's have really clean hands...
#118 - On 08/01/2009 at 11:45pm by Scotticus117
Ha, I was going to say that he was pretty rude to not say anything, but then again, wouldn't you be able to tell the difference between your baby's head...and an old guys hand? If this is real, you're pretty blind to the obvious....
#120 - On 08/01/2009 at 11:47pm by MissHannah
yeah i feel ya... my aunt was driving in a car and i was sitting in the middle of the back seat and her son was sitting to the left of me and he wasnt feeling good so she started to pat his leg for comfort but she was doing that to my leg... i didnt say anything i was in shock haha
#123 - On 08/02/2009 at 12:08am by onthe_edge
Who ever picks these FMLs is seriously retarded because this is obviously fake and there are so many that are just as fake as this one
HAHAHAHHAHAH, Funny! FML indeed! AWKKKKKKKKKWAAAAAARRRRRD :) I like this fml
#134 - On 08/02/2009 at 1:34am by FmyF_inglife
at first i said "awwww" but then i read the part about the hand and started gagging. i automatically assumed the OP was a woman, but there is no way of knowing. this isn't really a FML though. it's an honest mistake. well i guess my personality reflects on my philosophy though...sometimes you just have to be outgoing and make a joke out of it, to make it just a funny thing instead of a FML.
#137 - On 08/02/2009 at 1:48am by triplethreat13
May I marry you? If you're a guy, this is epic and if you're female, awesome
#158 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:13am by bollywood_rocks
Oh wow this is the first FML in while that actually made me think "yep, your life is fucked all right!"
of course then I cracked up. *shrugs*
lol! The doctor's thinking, "Kiss my ring, loyal subject! Show your faith in your king, and you shall be rewarded with good health!"
How the hell do you not notice that your kissing mans hairy hand? And that's really creepy the Dr. Didn't say anything..*homo*
YDI for haven't a creepo doctor
lol i feel bad for the doctor
unless he was gay
then i feel bad for you. O:
#161 - On 08/02/2009 at 11:29am by tapesculpture
not entirely sure i believe this one, "after a few minutes" they realized they were kissing the doctor's hand? and were they kissing her head with their eyes closed? how do you not realize you're kissing someone's hand instead of a hairy head??
Wouldn't you notice the difference in texture between a baby's soft head and a guy doctor's hairy hand? If there wasn't a difference, I wonder what kind of mosturizer that doctor is using...
#164 - On 08/02/2009 at 4:11pm by PlayWithFire
i don't get the people saying this is a bad FML, i laughed. it sucks pretty bad.
#165 - On 08/03/2009 at 12:44am by ivoteno
HAHAHAHAHA. That is one of those things where you forget about it and then right before you fall asleep you think of it and just cring. ugh that would SUUUCK
#167 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:37am by katiefershady
how would you not know the difference between a hand and a head? unless his hand was THAT DAMN HAIRY? Which I kinda doubt.
#174 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:27am by girl_oftha_year
