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Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39536) - you deserved it (3563)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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