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Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was 'A man running'. I didn't even get an apology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46790) - you deserved it (1518)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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