Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
by emily / 07/30/2009 at 4:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there
#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:14am by naem
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wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.
#14 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:29am by Sevenfold
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