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Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38058) - you deserved it (3803)

On 07/30/2009 at 4:58am - misc - by emily (woman) - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:14am by naem

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wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

#14 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:29am by Sevenfold

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