Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML

by emily / 07/30/2009 at 4:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

    #1 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:14am by naem

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  • wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

    #14 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:29am by Sevenfold

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