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Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13233) - you deserved it (35874)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

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"Only if you share, honey."

#2 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:07am by BobNietzsche

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maybe the "vibrator thing" will help you practice for when you do get some facials...

#3 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:08am by sportmaster525

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