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Man or woman?

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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I'm suprised she was even talking to you for a while if she was still pissed at you. But YDI, obviously.

#2 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:02pm by YLIF

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wow man, wtf?

#1 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:02pm by r1cthj

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