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Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
I'm suprised she was even talking to you for a while if she was still pissed at you. But YDI, obviously.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 April 2015