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Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by overthehorizon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Do it in spirals next time!

#3 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:09pm by lifeislife

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For being ungrateful, you should punish him by mowing a giant penis into the yard,,, or if you want to be really mean,, you could make that original penis, label it "average", and then mow in a comparably small one and label it "Dad/his actual name" (by labeling, I mean you mow the words average and dad/his actual name below the respective penises) and then take a picture of both from the roof of your house and send them to all his know acquaintances (from an anonymous email address) and then mow the areas around them to hide your handiword

#6 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:15pm by tarheel22893

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