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Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16083) - you deserved it (5996)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

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Was his name Ross by any chance?

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:26pm by Friends_anyone?

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Dude, fuck his life.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 3:23pm by ConfusedGuy

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