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Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Wallet comes out of pocket, u pay for coffee, then wallet goes straight back into pocket

#3 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:06am by irishdubr

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You TOTALLY deserved this. Don't get me wrong, it was nice of you to help out the old man, but why did you just leave your wallet on the table? Why didn't you immediately put it away once you finished paying for your drink?

#8 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:11am by Fire_lights

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