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Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

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dad:kids, tommorow is your mom's birthday!
kid: how old is she?
dad: ....
other kid: she looks, like, 50.
kid: yea let's go with that.
dad: ok, sounds good

#24 - On 07/22/2009 at 3:17pm by kira1kira

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Happy 50th Bday

#2 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:24pm by L0veh8te

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