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Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11919) - you deserved it (54313)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Classic
Happens to me 5 times a day.
It's just a YDI, because you should always look in your pockets =p.

#1 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:01pm by Meeeheeh

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good job. you sir, are a champion.

#3 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:08pm by untoldfame

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