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Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9815) - you deserved it (41402)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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good job. you sir, are a champion.

#3 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:08pm by untoldfame

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Oh wow that sucks.


I'm so grateful I live in a good neighborhood. A few years ago, our front door would malfunction and just open when the deadbolt wasn't locked. The door was wide open all day, a few different times, and nothing was touched! :-D I love quiet suburbia!

#35 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:50pm by noshitsherlock

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