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Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49308) - you deserved it (3313)

On 07/21/2009 at 4:49am - misc - by nottananny (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Why doesn't she just leave him? She can't keep him away from the attractive female population forever, so what's the point of continuing the relationship if she has to go to these measures just to keep him somewhat faithful?

#3 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:08am by DirtyParkBench

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Now you should do everything you can do sleep with the husband, just to get back at the wife. That'll show her.

#4 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:11am by genius_man16

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