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Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8542) - you deserved it (46557)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Thalassophobic (woman) - United States (New York)

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If I were you I would keep that kind of stupidity to myself...just a thought.

#19 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:23am by daarlingdamsel

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You act like you've never had crabs before.

#6 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:14am by DirtyParkBench

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