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Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 7:31pm - misc - by fatgirl4 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!

#4 - On 07/21/2009 at 3:09am by DirtyParkBench

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Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way.

At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.

#9 - On 07/21/2009 at 3:13am by redbluegreen

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