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Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18045) - you deserved it (753)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

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