Miscellaneous: Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because...

By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 833

You deserved it 1 886

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Same thing different taste

By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 136

You deserved it 3 191

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 618

You deserved it 2 723

Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 23:00

Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 662

You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 238

You deserved it 3 316

By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 758

You deserved it 2 284

By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 282

You deserved it 1 883

By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 418

You deserved it 3 130

Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 943

You deserved it 4 537

Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 00:00

Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 358

You deserved it 126

By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 859

You deserved it 1 190

butch_babe 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:15

how did he/she deserve that?

Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:33

Yow. Ouch.

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Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:33

Yow. Ouch.

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:53

wow sorry op and posters u guys need to get a life lol

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:08

what a disguisting bitch! your moms a *****

maserle 8

Tuesday 3 November 2020 16:11

Mother of God...

collar50 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:52

Yep, I agree with #2. You deserved it.

butch_babe 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:15

how did he/she deserve that?

Avaquin 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 17:25

umm, HOW did they deserve it?

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:54

How does anyone deserve that kind of thing that they can't even control?!

Jari 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:03

How does anyone not see the sarcasm oozing from those people's posts? OP: Holy crap, that's bad.

superking91 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:35

it's sarcasm guys >_>

iheartjustinsane 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:43

lolwut?

a_peyton 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:31

Woa, bummer

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:48

I don't even get what the FML is. where you HOPING you were an accident?

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Today, my mom refused to sign me up for a CPR class, reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking, I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect." I need this class to graduate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 980

You deserved it 2 748

Today, I haven’t relaxed since I was 12. If I was making good grades, doing extracurriculars, instead of allowing me to go out, my parents would accuse me of doing something bad and ground me. In college I burned out due to poor social development. Even though I have a job, I'm still a “bum.” FML

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You deserved it 82

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Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 776

You deserved it 7 457

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 536

You deserved it 6 647

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 149

You deserved it 6 601

Today, I offered help a customer to record his details, as he didn't have a scanner. He just stared at me, saying that he would never give any of his details if I typed them on my phone, as I could "do something else" without him knowing. He ended up canceling his orders and got upset on his way out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 783

You deserved it 124

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 313

You deserved it 5 642

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 026

You deserved it 1 531

Same thing different taste

Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

Thanks for nothing

Truth bomb

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