Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
I agree, your life sucks (20033) - you deserved it (913)
On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)
thatsillegal's life also sucksToday, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
grreeatttt also deserved itToday, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he…
how did he/she deserve that?
#4 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm by butch_babe
See in context
#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 3:33pm by Pop_and_Pixels
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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