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Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by xobeachbabi428ox - United States (New Jersey)

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I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL

#15 - On 07/18/2009 at 7:53pm by kionnalexus

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the thief caught you defenseless!!

just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o

#6 - On 07/18/2009 at 7:45pm by sweet_as_arsenic

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