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Today, I woke up feeling a tingling sensation on my testicles. I enjoyed it for a few seconds, then threw off the covers. Looks like there have been cockroaches in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52074) - you deserved it (9392)

On 07/18/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by fartypeepee (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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why do u think they're called cock roaches

#6 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:07am by korty13

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lol cockroaches turned you on

#3 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:05am by iSmellNice

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