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Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5265) - you deserved it (59757)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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