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Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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... Why is cigarette in quotation marks? Why not just say "I was smoking a joint?"

Also. You're a woman with an uncomfortable burn on your man member?

... Whatever floats you're boat.

And sorry if you're transgendered and I've offended you.

#2 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:14am by AndelleRae

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Ha ha! Sorry to hear that happened but yes, smoking is bad Mmmmkay.

Could have been worse though.... it could have been a cigar.

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:11am by Jimboom

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