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Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
... Why is cigarette in quotation marks? Why not just say "I was smoking a joint?"
Also. You're a woman with an uncomfortable burn on your man member?
... Whatever floats you're boat.
And sorry if you're transgendered and I've offended you.
Ha ha! Sorry to hear that happened but yes, smoking is bad Mmmmkay.
Could have been worse though.... it could have been a cigar.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015