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Today, while talking on the phone with my long distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected he told me, "well you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49357) - you deserved it (5650)

On 07/16/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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He doesn't wanna marry you, he wants to be legalized. You have been dumped, don't fall for his bs proposal.

#5 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:31pm by fxdxhk90

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This is exactly why America has problems, because people like your "boyfriend" try to take advantage of the system (in this case the immigration system) and it messes everything up and harms legit citizens and immigrants that actually worked to become citizens.YDI

#8 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:33pm by madhops0620

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