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Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
This is more "I fucked up" than "fuck my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015