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Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21060) - you deserved it (91569)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by failure - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..

#2 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:18pm by jjenniferr05

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This is more "I fucked up" than "fuck my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.

#6 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:21pm by cmillertime7

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