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Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (5430)

On 07/15/2009 at 9:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Nice. YDI for taking the risk, sorry. I'd make him call a cab :P

#3 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:57am by blitzer_tidus

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#9 - On 07/16/2009 at 4:11am by Jazzywrites007

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