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Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10421) - you deserved it (55192)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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You deserved it but why is there a cardboard cut out of a creepy woman at a gas station?

#11 - On 07/15/2009 at 9:00am by allthewrongkeys

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HAHA! Nice. My mom and several of my aunts have done this, I think it's just like a woman to do something like this. One time my aunt was at the mall and she kept waving at this women who looked familiar that she kept catching looking at her. So then she realized it was a mirror and that she kept watching and waving at herself. I personally thinks that's even worse than this FML.

#14 - On 07/15/2009 at 9:11am by opposingside

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