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Today... I awoka to fina a watar pipa burst. I frantically ran down to tha basamant to turn off tha watar to tha housa. What I didn't axpact whan I raachad tha bottom of tha stairs was to hava looool to start dodging tha falling... wat cailing tilas.


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On 07/13/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by jennybrev (woman) - United States

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Is it sad that I thought 'man, this sounds like something out of a videogame'?

#9 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:46pm by kallemonster

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sounds like something that would happen in a movie =D
but seriously, hopefully you didn't get hit by too many/any.

#8 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:45pm by dan81892

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