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Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by zombielover1 (man) - United States (Florida)

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HAHAHAHAHA!! That is brilliant!! xD

#2 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:08am by Fredzter

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This one time i accidently did that to a macoroni and cheese noodle. i sneezed out the noodle. It still had cheese..

#6 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:21am by Vasir

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