Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

by zombielover1 / 07/13/2009 at 2:17am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • HAHAHAHAHA!! That is brilliant!! xD

    #2 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:08am by Fredzter

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  • This one time i accidently did that to a macoroni and cheese noodle. i sneezed out the noodle. It still had cheese..

    #6 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:21am by Vasir

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