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Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)

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"Today i had my bday party. We had an inflatable obsticle course and we played hide and seek. Some really creepy guy snuck behind me and shouted "FOUND YOU!" right in my ear. I was so scared i wet myself. FML"

#14 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:52pm by daffyduck69

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I don't think that's a FML... maybe for the little kid... but I think that's pretty funny- I'd be proud. If you hadn't scared him, something else would've set him off... kids piss themselves all the time... I know I did... that's normal... right?

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:55pm by Phill of the Future

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