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Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27538) - you deserved it (7308)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

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